My friend Alison sent me a look at the New Zealand version of the Ugly Christmas “Sweater”. Since Christmas falls at the start of the Kiwi summer, this look is a bit less cozy than its American cousin, but the spirit of ugliness is still there:

But what really cracks me up is the “Live Stock Chart”. At first I thought it was a rather cheeky way to describe sizes (like a small would be a goat and a large a pig or something), but then I realized it was simply an indication of what was in stock. Silly me!